Cutie Pie
[Food]
Episode 37
Hooray!
Ha Ryong is going to eat.
What it means to be family is to talk together over meals.
The taste of food is important, but who you eat with is...
I can't stand this.
This is from someone who abandoned his wife and kids for 15 years?
Family?
Just eat quietly and leave the table before I cancel this agreement.
Wow, this rice turned out really great today.
It's like it's made with sweet rice.
Joon said he doesn't feel like eating.
Again?
He didn't eat breakfast either.
I'll go and check on him.
He said he doesn't have an appetite so he asked for a bowl of rice in water.
You need to eat when it's mealtime.
Did you make him uncomfortable about eating here?
What are you saying? What are you saying I did?
It's just because he has an introvert personality.
I'll check on him later, so please don't worry about him.
Yoo Na, try some of this spinach.
It's really good.
I don't like spinach.
Han Yoo Na!
That girl...
There are so many problems to overcome with these kids.
Oh, my. Why did you have to get married like this?
It's better to have a husband than to be alone.
Is it because of me?
What?
Is it because you don't want to see me that you won't eat and only stay in your room?
It's nothing like that.
Then what is it?
You're avoiding me to sort out your feelings for me.
You're misunderstanding this.
It's just that I like this room.
What?
This is the first time that I've had my own room.
It makes me really happy to read quietly in it.
So you're saying you like your room better than me?
Why don't you marry your room then, you loser?!
Han Yoo Na, how can you talk to him that way?
You're here?
Are you treating him this way because he gets to have his own room?
That's not it.
Of course it is!
Ji Won...
Yoo Na, don't take what your mom is saying too hard.
Don't touch me.
How dare you be so rude to your dad?
Who says he's my dad?
I don't have a dad! You don't know anything! Darn.
Darn? Hey, Han Yoo Na!
Let it go. Just let it go.
Don't. I'm not in the mood for this.
Joon! It was you, Joon. I though it was your dad.
I'm sorry.
Why? What are you sorry for?
I didn't eat when I was supposed to and I caused the adults to worry.
I'm very sorry.
Joon, this isn't for you to feel sorry about.
Yoo Na didn't do anything wrong.
It's all because of me, so please punish me instead.
Joon...
Wow! She's so pretty.
Jeon Do Yeon made another movie.
You haven't seen it yet? Her acting is so great in it.
The actress who can represent our country is Jeon Do Yeon.
There's Go Hyun Jeong also. I really like Go Hyun Jeong.
My favorite is Jeon Do Yeon.
No, you're wrong. The actress to represent our country is Jung Yoon Hee.
Pardon?
Jung Yoon Hee?
Who is that?
You don't know Jung Yoon Hee of “The Parrot Cries with Its Body”?
There was a movie called that?
Jung Yoon Hee won the BaekSang Best Actress award for that movie.
How can you not know Jung Yoon Hee?
I feel so bad about it. I pushed his hand off.
Joon was trying to grab a hold of me, but I coldly threw his hand off.
You said you thought it was me.
But Joon could take it as me being an evil stepmother.
You know he reads a lot of books.
There's Cinderella, Snow White, KongJee and Patzee.
They all have stepmothers. And all the stepmothers in those books are...
Every one of those is exceptionally beautiful.
Oppa...
Joon can have a negative image of stepmothers.
What do you feel like eating, Joon?
Pork cutlets, Mom.
Mom will make lots of yummy things for you, especially with cheese that you like so much.
Honey, I'm leaving for work.
- Yes, have a good day. - Have a good day.
Bye.
Mom, are you going to make the cutlets right now?
Keep dreaming.
There's some pizza in the trash can. Pull it out and eat that.
Why are you acting like this suddenly?
Mom...
How am I your mom?
Only call me Mom when your dad's here.
You're so needy.
Mom.
Write a script for a drama, why don't you?
You think it's in you to be like that?
I don't think that, but it's possible for Joon to.
He still hasn't called me Mom.
He avoids saying that word.
Yoo Na doesn't call me Dad yet either.
When will our children accept us as their mom and dad?
What do you think about this?
You go with Joon and I'll go with Yoo Na and go on dates with them.
A date for just two?
That's a great idea.
If Yoo Na sees me in a different environment, she'll see how cool I am.
She'll call me Dad immediately.
See how cool? You have a natural talent with people.
I don't know what to do with Joon.
Let's not go back to that restaurant.
I agree with you.
They were trying to hurry us out of there, so they could accept that large group.
Their service was terrible.
This awful world that only cares about large groups!
This awful world that made us hurry through our meal!
Dr. Lee, wasn't our gag funny to you?
That wasn't funny at all.
The best gag to date is...
Is...?
Kim Soo Han Moo. Turtles and Cranes,
Sam Chun Gap Sa Dong Bak Sak!
Chi Chi Ka Po Sa Ri Sa Ri Sen Tah. Wo Ri Wo Ri Se Poo Ri Kang
The cloud of Methuselah is the wall of a hurricane.
The scholar's cat named Baduk, all rolled up.
How old could he be?
He is 65 years old!
Dr. Lee, I can't believe you know this.
It's great to meet someone with the same taste in comedy.
Oh, my.
This is a high level of comedy, isn't it?
You're right about that.
High?
Surprise! Yoo Na, it's Daddy.
You don't have to be so shy.
Will you accept my request for a date?
She even knows how to play hard to get.
Yoo Na!
Yoo Na, what should we do today?
Let go of me.
We'll have lots of yummy things to eat and we'll have lots of fun together.
Let go of me. What are you doing?
Yoo Na, where shall we go?
Let's go eat something yummy.
Hey, look here!
Why are you trying to force her to go with you?
What?
Are you a child kidnapper or something?
What do you mean a kidnapper?
I'm her dad!
Dad?
Is this your dad?
He's not my dad.
Yoo... Yoo...
- How dare you? - I am her dad!
- Let's take him to the police station. - No! No!
Let's be a good mom to him.
Be a good mom to Joon.
Joon's mom...
Joon!
Hello.
When you greet Mom, you don't have to bend down like that.
Yes. Yoo Na went to the Academy earlier.
I'm not here to see Yoo Na.
I came to have a date with my son.
A date?
He is 31 years old and was definitely born in 1980.
Yes. According to his profile, he was born in 1980.
Then why is Dr. Lee so old fashioned?
What generation is Dr. Lee a part of?
Yeah, like when he was talking about Jung Yoon Hee.
Do you think he lied about his age?
Maybe he wasn't born in '80 but he's actually 80 years old.
How is that possible?
Dr. Lee looks even too young to be born in 1980.
Could he be a vampire who lives over a thousand years?
Or maybe an alien?
I'll buy dinner tonight.
And should we go to a karaoke room?
Okay.
That sounds good.
How could you say I'm not your dad in that situation?
They really did take me for a kidnapper.
I'm hungry. Didn't you say you were going to buy me something to eat?
Okay.
What would be good for my Yoo Na...
There are so many types of pasta here.
Von... Vongole...
Car... bon... ara?
Excuse me.
Yes.
Please bring us garlic bread for appetizer.
And we'll take an Oriental Chicken Salad, Gamberoni, and Shrimp and Cream Pasta.
Wow, there's something different about a daughter of an educated woman.
I didn't know how much you liked pasta.
Tell me anytime. I'll buy it for you whenever you want it.
For a parent, it's the happiest thing to see your child eat something good.
Here.
I don't want it.
Come on. Don't be like that. Say ah~.
You have bad breath!
Bad breath?
I don't want to eat anymore.
Yoo Na!
It doesn't smell.
Yoo Na!
Then do you want me to buy you something else?
How about a present?
A present?
Yes, tender and affectionate like I'm his real mom.
Are you finished picking out your books?
Yes.
Do you want Mommy to read to you?
Excuse me?
You don't want me to?
I want to read it with you. I'm your mommy!
I'm not trying to force you to call me Mom.
There was chaos all around him, but he was tied down so he couldn't move his body at all.
I wonder what happens next?
I'm really curious to find out. Aren't you, Joon?
Looking at my son's face up close, I see how handsome you are.
I'm only average in my class.
There are more than 10 kids who are better looking than I am.
In mommy's eyes, Joon is the best looking boy in the world.
My lovely son...
Noona!
Huh? How did you come here?
Sun Ho hyung said he was treating.
That was fun.
All the stress is melting away.
Sun Ho hyung, are you trying to memorize the song list?
Hurry up and pick a song.
Yes. We want to hear you sing.
Dr. Lee! Dr. Lee!
Okay. Wait just a minute.
I found it.
What is it? What is it?
It's my favorite song.
[Ga Na Da Ra Ma Ba Sa] *portion of the Korean alphabet and name of song
Ga Na Da Ra Ma Ba Sa! Ah Ja Cha Ka Ta Pa Ha!
What's with him?
He's really old to the bone.
What do you think Dr. Lee really is?
What do you mean? Dr. Lee, that's great!
Let's go to my place and have a drink.
Fine.
Yes, fine.
What?
You want me to buy this for you?
You told me to pick out something I wanted.
Huh?
Oh, yeah.
You can't afford it?
Just a minute.
Can you finance it over 72 months?
You don't have any money.
You're just a bum.
A b..b..bum?
Where did he go?
Joon.
Did you see a boy who was sitting here reading?
No.
I see.
Joon!
He's not here.
Joon! Joon!
What? What do you mean reveal my identity?
There's Jung Yoon Hee, that gag bit you like, and that song earlier.
You act too old.
I don't think that's being old.
I think my taste is perfectly natural.
What are you guys thinking?
I need to go to the bathroom.
Ga Na Da Ra Ma Ba Sa! Ah Ja Cha Ka Ta Pa Ha!
He acts really old.
I'm sure there's good reason for it.
I think when Dr. Lee was a little boy...
Sun Ho, do you like this song as much as Grandma does?
Oh, my. Jung Yoon Hee is so beautiful.
Kim Soo Han Moo. Turtles and Cranes,
Sam Chun Gap Sa Dong Bak Sak!
Chi Chi Ka Po Sa Ri Sa Ri Sen Tah. Wo Ri Wo Ri Se Poo Ri Kang
If he grew up in that kind of situation, it's totally understandable.
What are you all doing? Let's have a drink.
Dr. Lee, when you were little, did you live in the countryside?
Pardon?
Oh, yes. I did do that when I was little.
How did you know that?
I told you! We share a special telepathy.
Do you have to have an open house party every night?
Come and have a drink with us.
What is it?
How can a library not have that book?
Did you really look for it before saying they don't have it?
We're out of beer.
I'll go and get some more. Jeom Bang.
I'll go with you! Jeom Bang.
Jeom Bang? What does that mean?
If I had 10,000,000 won, I would never work for that awful Professor Lee Kyu Han.
I found it!
I found it. I found it. I found it.
[The soldiers of the 1892 battle]
Joon! Joon!
Joon!
Joon! Joon!
Joon!
What are you doing here? Why didn't you tell me first?
I was reading and...
Do you know how much I was looking for you?
You should have told me where you were going!
I was so scared that I lost you.
I was so scared.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Please don't cry, Mom.
Mom?
Did you just call me Mom?
Mom?
Did you call me Mom?
Thank you, Joon.
Yoo Na!
What now? Let's just go home.
Yoo Na, I may have bad breath and do not have any money...
But the love I feel for you is no less than any dad in this world.
If you want, I can even pick a star from that sky for you.
And even take you to the moon.
Can't you try to understand what I feel for you?
I understand.
Really?
You can understand my heart?
So hurry up and pick a star for me. And take me to the moon.
Huh?
Okay, let's go to the moon.
What are you doing? Put me down!
Let's look around Seoul first then straight to the moon!
Hurry up and put me down.
Gross.
You're a pervert!
Per... vert?
Yoo Na!
Sleep well, my son.
Oppa!
Oppa. Oppa.
Joon finally called me Mom.
He called me Mom.
What's wrong, Oppa?
Are you crying?
What's wrong? Did something happen with Yoo Na?
You said you were confident. You couldn't get her to call you Dad?
Yoo Na said I had bad breath...
and a bum and a pervert!
What are you talking about? What happened?
I don't think Yoo Na will ever call me Dad.
He seems to be a good dad.
He had a lot of patience.
My mom would have never put up with all of it.
It must not have been too bad.
What about you? You seem okay with my mom.
Are all women like that?
What?
Always hugging and kissing on you.
She was doing it so much that I went to the bathroom to read my book.
And she burst in suddenly and started crying.
I barely calmed her down by calling her Mom.
My mom drives me nuts.
I worry about how it's going to be from now on.
For me, I think it might get a little better.
I'm not a good dad to Yoo Na.
But I became a mom to Joon. What do we do about you?
You play cards with her and giggle over Makjang dramas with her.
You're saying I'm an uneducated woman who is ruining your children!
I'm just going to leave like this.
I'm ruined because of you!
Grandma, can't you take care of me again?
It's an unabridged compilation of love scenes of Korean movies.
Unabridged compilation?
It's killer quality of the erotic scenes.
It tore.
Hey you!